In the Beginning . . . I got a pink unicorn.

If you believe that title then you're stupider than I thought. Seriously. You need to check the catalog in the corner for a new brain. Maybe if you're lucky your mommy will get you a purple one.

I honestly don't think there's a need to explain myself, especially to the likes of you, but I'm going to. So there. Ha. Ha.

First of all, I'm a nice person. Most of the time, at least. But if you're looking for a nice person, you might wanna go to my other blog:

http://klivinfortoday.blogspot.com

But otherwise you get this. My darker side in a way. This is where my darker emotions will come out. Suicidal thoughts. Things like that.

So I suppose I'll tell you some about me . . .

1. I'm tall. I have been all my life. But if you're taller than me I'm going to marvel at you and hug you randomly. It's just a piece of my weirdness.

2. My favorite color is purple. I prefer stripes to polkadots too.

3. I'm a writer.

Ha! Three facts about myself. Be impressed.